As the temperatures drop, clothing store racks fill with warm snuggly sweaters, cozy fuzzy boots, and child sized black sequined booty shorts. Wait, what?
A reader alerted us to a winter wardrobe suggestion assembled by Gap Kids, and I’m not sure what’s more WTF about it — the weird insistence on “sexiness” or its stunning lack of practicality. What’s a kid supposed to do with an outfit like this? Not go sledding, snow angeling, or ice skating, that’s for damn sure. The implied sweater-wearing also means that more high energy indoor activities, like discoing or, uh, present opening would render the wearer sweaty. This is just a recipe for un-fun times.
I suppose this is what happens when five-year-olds are allowed to dress themselves using only Bratz clothing.
Kids Clothing: Girls Clothing We Love [Gap Kids]
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