Golden Retriever Loves Watching Football SO FUCKING MUCH OH MY GOD

This golden retriever, much like your cousin Chad, cannot even fucking cope with his excitement about football season. He loves it so much, in fact, that some Septembers he will hop back and forth laterally for NEARLY TWO POINT FIVE MINUTES STRAIGHT. (Much like your cousin Chad.) And that is just the hopping we know about! That is just the hopping that’s caught on tape!

I find your exuberance inspiring, NFL hoppy dog.

And, truly, what is the human experience if not a continuum between NFL hoppy dog and bored-ass cat with a frog on its head? Sometimes, you are the dog. Other times, you are the cat. (We call those times “baseball season.”)