Yogurt lover and TV’s coolest uncle, John Stamos was arrested last night in California for DUI. The police report indicates that residents made multiple phone calls about an intoxicated driver in the neighborhood. When police responded, they found John Stamos, alone in his car, weeping about the Olsen twins and the Full House reunion (none of that is true). In reality, Stamos was the only occupant of the car and was transported to the hospital “due to a possible medical condition.” While at the hospital, highly trained medical staff determined that the medical condition was “really, really drunk.” Uncle Jesse was cited and released to the hospital. Looking forward to all of the Full House catchphrase-related jokes. [E!]
Brody Jenner would like to share with you that magical time that he first went down a girl. “ It smelled terrible, I’m not gonna lie,” Jenner told GQ. And then he continued to speak:
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