First order of business, when I become lady-president, THE OCEAN WILL BE ILLEGAL. Seriously, that shit is just a big wet menace full of teeth and ghosts. And the other day it tried to steal away Heidi Klum‘s son Henry and both of his nannies, prompting AquaKlum to jump in and save their lives in some epic mom-heroics.
Heidi Klum is counting her blessings. While vacationing in Oahu, Hawaii, March 31, the German supermodel’s 7-year-old son, Henry, was swept away in a large riptide along with two nannies. Klum, 39, and her bodyguard boyfriend Martin Kirsten sprang to action and saved the trio from drowning.
“We got pulled into the ocean by a big wave. Of course, as a mother, I was very scared for my child and everyone else in the water,” the Project Runway host tells Us Weekly in an exclusive statement. “Henry is a strong swimmer and was able to swim back to land. We were able to get everyone out safely.”
I’m just saying. The ocean. Abolish it. (To clarify: I am not actually saying that.) [Us]
Angelina Jolie has opened an all-girls school just outside of Kabul, Afghanistan.
Angelina picked the village as the site of the school due to its high refugee population-regional fighting caused many locals to flee when their homes were destroyed, but since the collapse of the Taliban regime, families are slowly starting to return to the once-devastated area.)
The school itself currently educates between 200 and 300 girls and has already proven to have a huge impact on the local community.
Meanwhile, Jolie’s not stopping there, and already has plans to open other similar institutions, vowing that this will be just the first of many. As for how Brad Pitt’s fiancée is bankrolling her goodwill gesture, Jolie is releasing her personally designed jewelry collection, the Style of Jolie, to retail stores for the first time. She will use the profits from the line’s no doubt hefty sales to build even more schools around the world.
Yay, celebrities sometimes! [E!]