Here's a Ken Doll Prison Shank Presented With Little Comment By Laura Beck | September 10, 2013 | 2:15am Latest Copy to clipboard × Copy Link Facebook Reddit Bluesky Email ! Is that a shiv in your abdomen, or are you just happy to see me? Allegedly this was taken off a prisoner in a London Metropolitan Police station. Via Reddit, naturally. Most Popular In Defense of Hugh Grant Falling Asleep at Wimbledon On Justin Bieber's New Album, Marriage Never Sounded So Terrible! Lena Dunham Says She Saw MAGA's Rise Coming More from JezebelHow Swedish Soccer Fans Are Changing the Face of HooliganismWelp, Now We Know Why Sydney Sweeney Was at the Bezos WeddingIn Defense of Hugh Grant Falling Asleep at Wimbledon Join the discussion... GET JEZEBEL RIGHT IN YOUR INBOX Still here. Still without airbrushing. Still with teeth. Sign Up Leave this field empty if you're human: