This time last year every blogger in the known universe was scouring the internet for pictures of Kim and Kanye’s big day —”little angels blessing us”— while downing bottles of TUMS as our editors urged us to work harder, faster, stronger. Now, to mark a year after the event that almost sent us all to the hospital, there’s video of the happy couple’s first wedding dance.
Kris Jenner just posted this video of K&K during the first dance of their wedding and it’s…something. Kim seems to be going for the classic “sway in place” (never trust the judges, Gia Gunn — you did a perfect Kim K) while Kanye is doing some kind of move where it looks like he’s trying to shake a centipede off his leg while also riding a horse. I don’t know. It’s not an excellent dance.