​Here's Why You Should Never Propose On a Boat

By Isha Aran  |  September 20, 2014 | 7:10pm

I am not a fan of proposal videos. Sorry people, I appreciate the planning, the talent, and the creativity that goes into some of the more elaborate ones, but I’m not really interested in peering in on a really deep and cheesy moment between two people. Unless of course if fails horribly like this. Then count me in.

So what have we learned? Well, if you’re going to invest in an engagement ring, don’t propose over an open body of water. Propose in an enclosed, sterile space, strap the ring to yourself (with a backup harness), and then have a blast, kids.

Good god, if that isn’t the most horrifying 15 seconds of silence at the end there.

 
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