Herman Cain’s alleged mistress Ginger White took to Good Morning America this morning, where George Stephanopoulos tried to ask her a bunch of gotcha questions and White responded by successfully avoiding saying one interesting thing. How is it that she’s so boring? Her name’s Ginger! She was flown all around the country by a philandering millionaire/aspiring politician! Nope. Still dull.
During the snoozefest interview, we learn that Ginger is sad, and also embarrassed. We learn that she wasn’t paid for sex. We learn that she didn’t save receipts and notes and the such because she never thought she’d have to prove having an affair with Princess Pizza and tepidly said that she didn’t think he’d be a good President. After all that, all she has are her cell phone records and her precious memories and all we have are stifled yawns.
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