Holy Fuck, Polar Bears Are Magnificent Beasts By Laura Beck | October 11, 2013 | 12:30am Latest × Copy Link Facebook X Reddit Email ! White bears can’t jump, though. Now, I’m off to read about how to protect these glorious creatures and then probably give them the entire contents of my checkins and savings. Most Popular Candace Cameron Bure Thinks Scary Movies Are a Portal For Demonic Forces 'Variety's' Excuse for 'The Pitt' Cover Could Send Me to the ER Are You a Friend of Delaney Rowe's? You Have an Opportunity To Be a Hero More from JezebelMinnesota Shooting Suspect Also Appeared to Be Targeting Abortion Advocates & ClinicsPennsylvania Mom, Daughter Charged With Concealing a Death After Alleged Self-Managed AbortionListen Up, Hotels: Stop Gaslighting Me Into Hoping There’s a Bathtub in My Room Join the discussion... GET JEZEBEL RIGHT IN YOUR INBOX Still here. Still without airbrushing. Still with teeth. Sign Up Leave this field empty if you're human: