If you like Marco Rubio—I mean like like him—then you’ll be thrilled to learn of this patriotic opportunity to let the world know the extent of your affection. Buy yourself a “Marco Rubio is bae” teeshirt to keep that babyfaced thirst-machine close to your heart.
But just one warning, my lovers: you’ve got some competition. It seems the merchandise is going fast, no doubt being purchased in bulk by every Young Republicans club across our great nation. As our puddin’ faced cherub advises, “allow extra time for delivery due to high demand.”
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