I’m Told These Are Photos of Jamie Foxx and Katie Holmes Wearing Their ‘Signature Hats’
CelebritiesDirt BagWhile scrolling through one of our many dense, frustrating-to-navigate photo subscriptions this morning I came upon a collection titled “*EXCLUSIVE* Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx head back to her place after a dinner date.” I clicked faster than you can say “GOING CLEAR,” because I couldn’t wait to see new images of my favorite couple! I clicked on the first picture—of a new-mode Range Rover with heavily tinted windows—expecting to see them entering the car, smiling at each other once seated, and maybe even touching hands as they did in that iconic photo.
Then I read he caption for the collection, which reads:
Wearing their signature hats, Katie Holmes and Jamie Fox were seen heading back to her place after a dinner date in Calabasas. The couple were seen exiting the restaurant and heading in to Katie’s Calabasas Oaks gated community in Jamie’s Range Rover. The couple entered in through the visitor side indicating that Jamie doesn’t yet have full gate privileges and that he has to check in before entering.
But, dear reader, there are no photos of Foxx and Holmes in their “signature hats” to be found. There aren’t even photos of their faces. There is only this:
And this:
And this:
You might think that leading the morning Dirt Bag with a story like this is silly—you might even call it a non-story—but it is deeply impressive to me that these two have managed to avoid being photographed for as long as they have while simultaneously developing a reputation for wearing “signature hats” that I haven’t been able to find any proof of.
I bet they look great in them.
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