If You Don't Use Lotion, You'll Never Get Laid By Dodai Stewart | September 14, 2010 | 10:30pm Latest Copy to clipboard × Copy Link Facebook Reddit Bluesky 0 That’s the message behind this 1954 ad for Trushay hand softener. Annie’s hands are so bad, the dog is giving her side-eye. Join the discussion... Keep scrolling for more great stories.