If You Want to Fuck Scott Disick, You’ll Have to Sign a Non-Disclosure Agreement

By Bobby Finger  |  March 4, 2016 | 2:30pm
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Page Six is reporting that “girls who come back to [Scott Disick’s Mexican villa] must sign non-disclosure agreements so they can’t dish any dirt” on him. So, look. I know this is, if not common, certainly not unprecedented, and have heard plenty of gossip about Very Famous People who make their sexual partners sign NDAs. But this story isn’t about some respected A-lister.

It would be one thing if you met up with a personal assistant, signed a few documents, opened a bedroom door, and saw Meryl Streep, Viola Davis, George Clooney, Amal Clooney, and the Obamas—all naked— saying, “We’ve been waiting for you.” But no, that’s not what we’re talking about here. We’re talking about meeting up with a personal assistant, signing a few documents, opening a bedroom door, smelling old meat, hearing a fart, and seeing Scott Disick—naked except for dirty white socks—saying, “Gimme…like, 20 minutes. Or 25.”

Page Six writes:

Disick, 32, has brought women back, but they’re asked on arrival to sign NDAs and check smartphones at the door in baggies so no surreptitious selfies can be snapped.

Checking smartphones at the door makes sense. Who would want proof?

[Page Six]

For Pete’s sake, Christina Aguilera! Tell your husband not to drive with a baby in his lap! Did you two learn nothing from the Britney Spears debacle of 2006? TMZ published photos of the Voice co-host (judge? coach? mentor? what do they call the famous people on that show?) chilling in the passenger seat of a Range Rover as her husband, Matt Ruler, drove WITH THEIR BABY ON HIS LAP.

Writes TMZ:

Based on the pics, it appears Rutler only drove about 100 yards or so down the road before pulling into a parking spot, but it’s still a clear violation and extremely risky — remember there’s an airbag just inches from Summer.

If I’d witnessed that while driving in the opposite direction, I would have screamed, “MOVE ON OVER! MOVE ON OVER, BABY!” lost control of my vehicle, and crashed into a telephone pole.

[TMZ]

Rob used the L word.

  • Big Ang “thought she was cancer-free” when filming an episode of Mob Wives. [Us Weekly]
  • Bobbi Kristina Brown’s official cause of death: drugs and drowning. [Us Weekly]
  • Danny DeVito and 50 Cent are friends now. [Page Six]
  • “Want my brain when I’m dead? You can have it!” – Brandi Chastain, to science [People]
  • Reba McEntire didn’t want to divorce her ex-husband with the weird name. [THL]
  • <3 <3 <3 <3 To BAE or not to BAE <3 <3 <3 <3 [ONTD]
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