Have you heard that the east coast is about to be enveloped by a giant, pink vagina of a snow storm?
If you haven’t, subscribe to a newsletter or something! If you have, you’ve probably thought about what that means for your own giant, pink vagina. Will you be spending three days closed up in your apartment eating fancy mustard from the jar, or will you spend it exploring a stranger’s body? Take a peek at the following Craigslist ads from eligible women and men looking to make their own freezing drizzle… in bed. A warning though: should you choose to click through, some of these ads are decidedly NSFW.
The Man Who Wants a Real Woman Not a Robot (Sorry Robots)
SWM/57 seeking non robotic fun and free lady (Staten Island)
I’m looking to meet a local lady with the expectations it may blossom into a nice relationship. I’m college educated, well spoken and a lot of fun. I live on the south shore and like dinners out or in, love the city anything and everything, am a great cook and love to travel from a ride to nowhere, to a bed and breakfast to a weekend in the sun with palm trees and boat drinks. Way too many fakes on here so please be prepared to voice verify after an email or two. I’m free tomorrow night ( Friday ) and Saturday as well although we are expecting a blizzard starting Saturday morning depending on which weather person you trust. The last two people I met involved the first one being full of shit and the second one being a raging pot addict and drunk to boot. I’m seeking REAL. If you reply please put “2016 “ in the subject line.
This Charming Italian
Blizzard? – Cuddle Buddy – m4m (Queens)
Supposedly we are getting a Blizzard on Saturday. I personally am a little doubtful it will be as bad as they said. But we will know soon.
I live in Queens. I am looking for someone who is willing to meet during the bad weather. I would love to maybe have a snow ball fight or just walk in show follow by hot chocolate then cuddling and watching Netflix.
I am single 48 5 ft 7 160 Italian. If you want to hang out during the bad weather let me know. Send a note and a picture.
This Chef
Cum Ride Out The Blizzard On My Face!!! – m4w (Union County)
What would be better than riding out the big storm in the comfort of the bedroom enjoying hot & steamy sex???I’m a generous middle-aged guy in pretty good shape with lots of stamina. I would love for us to spend the whole day and night together engaged in a session of mutual pleasure…
I love making sure my partner is fulfilled (once, twice, more if you like). I have a nice toy collection if you’re into those. Feel free to send an email if
interested. I look forward to hearing from you! And let me assure you I am a real person and not a spambot.If you decide to email me, please include something that lets me know you actually read the ad, or I’ll assume it to be spam!!!
The picture really is me!
And did I mention, I’m a good cook!
The Man Who Just Wants Some Pre-Blizzard Relief
Before Blizzard Head (Islip)
Giving no recip head. Love sucking cock. Home all day.hairy a plus, but not necessary.
This Sophisticated Couple Looking to Double Down
Blizzard Fun – mw4mw (Chelsea)
Good morningWe are thinking about the weekend and would love to have some company during the end of the world snowstorm early Saturday evening. Who wants to double down on some blizzard fun?