In New Porn-y Ad, Chocolate Stands In For Semen
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Chocolate and intimacy go hand in hand. It’s often (incorrectly) thought to be an aphrodisiac; it’s associated with Valentine’s day; surveys claim that women would prefer chocolate to sex — as though they were interchangeable. In this Australian ad for Zokoko, choclocated is licked, smeared, drizzled and penetrated. Cum on, you guys! Don’t you get it? Chocolate is sexy!