Chocolate and intimacy go hand in hand. It’s often (incorrectly) thought to be an aphrodisiac; it’s associated with Valentine’s day; surveys claim that women would prefer chocolate to sex — as though they were interchangeable. In this Australian ad for Zokoko, choclocated is licked, smeared, drizzled and penetrated. Cum on, you guys! Don’t you get it? Chocolate is sexy!
Previously, we’ve seen Bailey’s Irish Cream treated as ejaculate, as well as perfume and face cream, in other porn-y ads. One of the grossest examples? When milk was equated to jizz.
Sometimes chocolate sexiness can be kind of sweet, though, like this (slightly NSFW) ad from New Zealand. But in general, feeling hungry and horny doesn’t usually send us out shopping.
