Thank You to Whoever Unlocked Hunter Biden’s Chaos Mode

Evidently, the former president’s younger son just doesn’t give a fuck anymore. 

By Danielle Han  |  June 5, 2026 | 4:00pm
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Thank You to Whoever Unlocked Hunter Biden’s Chaos Mode

“Stephen Miller is an ugly fuck.”

The above words echoed clear across the Twitterverse on Thursday, ushered into existence by none other than Hunter Biden, who since returning to the platform a few weeks ago has gone nuclear on his MAGA foes. And, well, it’s been fucking great. 

The 56-year-old Hunter first revived his Twitter account in May, ending years of inactivity by announcing: “I’m Hunter Biden. You’ve never actually heard from me.” In the days that followed, he posted minimally—though the cadence skyrocketed after Monday, after he published a video talking about his seven years of sobriety. 

“Seven years, clean and sober,” Hunter says in his video. “I’m more proud of that than anything I’ve ever done in my life.” 

One Twitter user called the claim “bullshit,” saying, “that was your bag of coke in the White House. (A little pouch of cocaine was found in the West Wing in 2023, prompting an ultimately unsuccessful Secret Service investigation.) “It most definitely was not,” Hunter shot back. “I would never have forgotten my drugs.”

Hunter—who is the younger son of former President Joe Biden, and whose older brother Beau passed away in 2015—has long been candid about his struggle with drug and alcohol abuse, in 2021 publishing a memoir about his path to recovery. And the GOP has repeatedly tried to weaponize his personal issues as a reason to not trust his father’s leadership. During a presidential debate in 2020, Trump baselessly claimed Hunter was thrown out of the army for cocaine use; in 2022, Fox News host Sean Hannity tried to shame him by leaking audio of his father comforting him on his addiction struggles; in 2023, former Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (Ga.) stole his nude photos and distributed them to peddle an unfounded theory that he ran a sex trafficking ring. For the most part, Hunter’s response has been quiet. But evidently, he just doesn’t give a fuck anymore. 

Joking that he would run for president in 2028 to “find whoever owned that bag and return it to them,” another Twitter user made Hunter a mock poster depicting him smoking out of a pipe. He replied: “I know this may sound petty, but I can’t stand it when people put photoshop a meth pipe in my mouth. A crack pipe doesn’t have that little bowl at the end. This is why we can’t trust AI.”

When asked on Fox News about the prospect of Hunter running for office in 2028, Trump said on Fox News, “Well, you would think that past has something to do with winning an election and I would say his past is not that great.” Taking to Twitter, Hunter shot back: “Wait…Did he just say checkered past ? I’m 28 felonies, 6 bankruptcies, and an Epstein bromance short of his checkered past.” Damn.

Trump did not like the quip, posting an AI-generated image in the middle of the night on Thursday depicting Hunter drawing on paper a portrait of Trump with the words “Greatest President” written above. If only ol’ gramps would take a screen break every now and then, he wouldn’t be passing out at the desk during important meetings.

 

“WTF timeline are we on,” Hunter tweeted of his recent virality—which seems to have really ruffled MAGA feathers. “Someone called me the MAGA whisperer and I’ll gladly take the title.” Shortly after rinsing the aesthetically challenged Miller, Hunter later doubled down and saying he “felt bad” about calling Miller an ugly fuck. “I meant to say he is a sadistic, infantile ugly fuck.” 

 
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