The hourglass Simmons keeps in her wardrobe is filled with “over 5000 little diamonds. And they’re real.” (“Over 5000 cubic zirconias” doesn’t have the same ring.) This, her “satellite closet,” she warns is only “a smaller version of the Mothership.”
Diamonds seem to be a theme — Simmons has diamonds on her closet hooks, and her copious collection of Hello Kitty merchandise includes a necklace where Kitty herself wears a diamond crown. Simmons explains her family situation thusly: "I have, like, one and a half husbands. Djimon’s the one, and Russell is a half. So I say I have the ex, and the next." How open-minded.
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