This rumor really came out of nowhere. Oh wait, no, it came out of England. So after separating from her husband, Jamie Hince, Kate Moss apparently began dating Nikolai von Bismarck, the 28-year-old son of her friend, Countess Debonnaire von Bismarck. But that’s over!
Moss has reportedly moved on to the even younger son of another close friend, Love Actually director Richard Curtis. The man’s name is Jake Curtis, he’s 18 years old, and he’s been spotted “zooming around the country lanes with Kate in a vintage MG Midget.”
Writes The Daily Mail:
While the handsome young man responded to questions about his relationship with Kate with a simple ‘No comment’, his sister, Scarlett, wasn’t quite so discreet.
The 20-year-old posted on Facebook: ‘They say gap years are all about finding yourself, about discovering who you really are, and it appears Jake Curtis has finally found his true self…’
Apparently teasing her brother that he has turned into Kate’s replacement boyfriend, she added: ‘Count Nikolai von Bismarck it’s a pleasure to welcome you to the family…’
I don’t know what to make of any of this, so I’m just going to believe it. Entirely.