J-Law to Shailene Woodley: Don't Do Drugs or Make a Sex Tape

On Late Night With Seth Meyers, Woodley told the ex-SNL funny man that she exchanged emails with Lawrence, who basically told her “ummm, yeah, this shit is a no-brainer; do it and go cash your huge money checks at the bank of Super Fame that I use. Seriously, how could you even doubt this? What, do you hate money or something? Come on.” (I’m paraphrasing just a bit.)

Woodley says she has yet to meet Lawrence, which seems utterly improbable by Hollywood standards. Clearly, the two should be fused together via high-tech brain fusing surgery, so they can wander the galaxy searching for “V-GER” and the perfect organic brow highlighter.