Jezebel Bounty: Prizes for Witty Commenters With a Penchant for Pendants


Flex your caption dexterity and get your hands on a timeless piece from a beautiful jewelry line. Love prizes? You’ve come to the right place: the Jezebel Bounty contest.

A round of applause for last week’s winners, stuff.mcgee and toothy16, please. Let’s hear it!

This week’s contest:
We’re looking for the smartest, funniest, most original caption — a la New Yorker cartoons — for this action shot from the January issue of Interview.

What you win:
One winner will receive the Tree of Life pendant and one the Flower of Life from Brooklyn based designer Hilary Park . Both are hollow constructions and handmade. Inspired by nature and sacred geometry, these pieces aim to “grace their owner with a mysterious serenity and power”.

Submit your captions in the comments only. The deadline for contest entries is Monday, January 31 at 12pm ET. On that evening (1/31), a Jezebel editor will pick two winners(!) from the comments on this post at her sole discretion based on wittiness and originality. We will notify the two winners by email on Tuesday, February 1st by 12pm ET.

All standard Gawker contest rules apply.

Some additional requirements: You must have a valid email associated with your commenter account. You may submit an entry or request a winner’s list via mail to Gawker Media, Attn: Weekly Jezebel Bounty Contest, 210 Elizabeth, 4th Floor, NY, NY, 10012. Approximate retail value for prizes is less than $200.

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