

Jake Gyllenhaal—an actor whose swagger has been evident since the Donnie Darko days and no, I’m not taking questions at this time—showed up to the Spider-Man: Far From Home premiere Wednesday night wearing a thin gold chain. According to Page Six, his cool guy look has been met with horny tweets and derision in equal parts, which seems insane because he obviously looks good. (Some examples: “My current sexuality is Jake Gyllenhaal wearing a gold chain” and “Jake Gyllenhaal going full on ‘New Jersey Class Clown’ with this hair and gold chain necklace is an affront I won’t soon forget!!”) Everyone appears to be missing the real point, which is: When did Jake start wearing a chain in the first place?
Surely this is a stylistic detour from the indie starlet who dazzled in Nightcrawler? Or saved lives in The Day After Tomorrow? Or did cowboy stuff in Brokeback Mountain? (I’ll level with you, I’ve never seen that movie but it looks good and so does his mustache.) Jarhead Jake would totally wear a chain for special events, but how similar to his roles is Gyllenhaal, anyway? I’ve decided to investigate.
Gyllenhaal wore the chain while visiting BBC Radio 1 in a video that hit YouTube early Thursday—I’m not sure when this was filmed, but clearly, he’s worn it more than once. Surely that means something?