Joe Biden Has Finally Chosen… An Old Car

By Emily Alford | August 5, 2020 | 9:40pm

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Joe Biden Has Finally Chosen… An Old Car

Vroom, vroom. Remember when Donald Trump showed America that he’s a big strong boy who likes big trucks? Well, not to be outdone, Joe Biden is also a human male who also knows how to drive an automobile, both of which are apparently important to voters!

And to give us a little sneaky peek into how he’s “vetting” his lady running mate, Biden chose to give us a look at how he handles a classic Corvette. Vette/Vetting. Get it? And handling a car is just like handling a lady, according to a joke from a Mad Men episode, probably (I’ve never seen Mad Men and hate driving and have never actually met a man). Anyway, smooth, Joe. Real smooth.