Jonah Hill Is Getting Married Before You
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Jonah Hill’s dating life isn’t something I think a lot about, landing somewhere between “Giovanni Ribisi’s facial hair” and “cabbage” in terms of things that take up my brain space. That seems to be by design, since Hill has managed to keep his personal affairs largely under wraps despite his fame.
But ever-vigilant TMZ reports that Hill is now an engaged man, having spotted him and Gianna Santos, his girlfriend of a year, walking around the dumb late-summer rain with a substantial rock strapped to her finger. They also have matching umbrellas, which I think is a more authentic indicator of lifelong commitment than any diamond.