After hitting a polo party in Santa Barbara and visiting Skid Row in L.A., Prince William and Kate Middleton have left the country. Repeat, you may put your fascinator away: Will and Kate are gone! [People]
Here is a picture of Kate chit-chatting with Reese Witherspoon. [People]
Here are Will and Kate and Jennifer Lopez. Everyone looks super psyched. It’s you! [Radar]
Bill the Duke and Shinylocks flew a commercial jet back to London! British Airways, of course. [Us Magazine]
Oh, concerntrolls are concerned that Kate is too thin and needs a milkshake. Concern face. [E!]
Josh Kloss, who was the stubbly hottie in Katy Perry‘s “Teenage Dream” video and the stubbly hottie in Kim Kardashian‘s Super Bowl commercial for Skechers, was smoking outside the Hollywood and Highland center last week when some security guards asked him to put out his cigarette. An argument ensued and Kloss has been booked for misdemeanor battery. Poor stubbly hottie. [TMZ]
Non-shocker: Jennifer Lopez, who would surely never win the show, and whose judging involves wearing sparkly ensembles, will return to American Idol. Allegedly! [Radar]
SparkleVamp and disheveled heartthrob Robert Pattinson got a really really really bad haircut. Laughably bad. It might be related to the movie he’s working on right now. Or it might just be the butchering of a Team Jacob barber. [Daily Mail]
- Gwyneth Paltrow, a red bikini, Steven Spielberg‘s yacht, and one of the most gorgeous places on earth, Porto Cervo. [Radar]
- Jonah Hill has lost a lot of weight. [Janet Charlton’s Hollywood]
- Rebecca Black has a new single, “My Moment,” and the video hits her YouTube channel on July 18. We already know it’s no “Fried Egg.” [Vulture]
- In Midweek Madness we read that Jennifer Garner was livid about discovering that Ben Affleck‘s been drinking and gambling. From the looks of this picture of the family out to lunch in Brentwood, “livid” means “relaxed and happy.” [Just Jared]
- Breaking: Kim Kardashian has lightened her hair, and she is “loving: it. “I feel younger,” she claims. [Prz]
- Yoko Ono is threatening to sue a bar owner who spent thousands on Beatles memorabilia and named his joint “Lennon’s Bar.” [Contact Music]
- The boys of Harry Potter are so growed up! Men, really. [Vulture]
- Scary: Someone has been creepily lurking around Halle Berry‘s house. Jumped the fence, even. [TMZ]
- Rihanna and Drake! [Contact Music, Page Six]
- Amber Rose got “Cam” tattooed on her finger. Her boyfriend Wiz Khalifah‘s real first name is Cameron. [Media Take Out]
- “Michael Todd, the bassist for the band Coheed and Cambria, was arrested for armed robbery after he allegedly held up a Walgreens by claiming he had a bomb … and this all went down right before they played a show!” [TMZ]
- Bow Wow recently revealed that he fathered a baby, but he is not on the birth certificate for the child. He wasn’t there when the mother had an emergency C-section, and that really pissed her off. [TMZ]
- “Hostile hipsters” in Brooklyn were really mean to Joe Jonas. [Gatecrasher]
- Monica married her husband again. [People]
- After a very serious Jet Ski accident, Sean Kingston is back to work. [Digital Spy]
- Carnie Wilson has defaulted on her mortgage and is about to lose her house, but is trying to hold on for one more day. [NYDN]
- “I wanted to do the material they gave me, not be one of the many cooks doing the writing… There were a lot of cooks who shouldn’t have been cooking but were allowed to. There were some cooks my manager tried to bring in, like Judd Apatow, who wrote some very funny stuff that wasn’t used.” — James Franco on the Oscars. [Contact Music]
- “I did a wee wee… I was barely able to stand up, let alone jump around, screaming. Anybody who has had a baby [knows] if you scream… it’s Niagara [Falls]. I did 25 takes and I just thought, ‘You have no idea what’s going on down there.'” — Helena Bonham Carter wet herself while playing Bellatrix LeStrange after giving birth. [Contact Music]
