After a brief summertime absence from the public eye, Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, is back to the royal grind. This means royal headlines—regardless of whether she actually does anything particularly interesting.
Earlier today, People reports, Will and Kate made some visits in Luton, north of London, to promote their very worthy mental health initiatives. The hardworking bloggers of the royal beat managed to get a handful of Kate-specific headlines out of the occasion. From this single visit, we are reliably informed that:
- “Kate Middleton Makes Her Instagram Story Debut, Repeats a Memorable Dress” (Vanity Fair)
- “Duchess of Cambridge reveals favourite game as a child was Uno” (The Telegraph)
- “Prince George ‘Makes So Much Mess’ in the Kitchen, Reveals Princess Kate” (People)
Also, Kate Middleton enjoyed Girl on the Train (“She said it was really, really good”) and “George likes his spaghetti.”
God bless them, they’re that one perfectly nice, perfectly boring couple that everyone knows. Which makes me no less excited to see the photos from their family trip to Canada.
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