Look Who’s Been Hanging Out Above Our Very Noses

After Coachella weekend one, when Kendall Jenner and Jacob Elordi were seen adjacent bobbing along in the crowd to Justin Bieber’s set, rumors that a romance had sparked hit the trades. After the dust settled (literally), Duexmoi posted an item confirming that “several sources” had seen Jenner and Elordi “making out all over each other” at the Bieber after-party. But was it love? Or just your run-of-the-mill weekend-long Coachella affair? 

Boy, we’re out of the loop, because apparently, Jenner and Elordi have been seeing each other for a few months. And I think this means that Jenner must have seen Wuthering Heights…

“They’ve been hanging out and getting to know each other the last couple of months,” a source told People, and as anyone with a degree in the internet knows, “a source” is one of Kris Jenner’s favorite aliases…

Elordi and his ex, Olivia Jade, reportedly broke things off in August, but he’s also been linked to Kaia Gerber and Zendaya, while Jenner previously dated Bad Bunny, Devin Booker, and Harry Styles. But how could it be that the two tallest people in Hollywood have finally found each other? Maybe with the help of Kendall’s sister, Kylie Jenner.

A few hours before People published their exclusive, the Daily Mail broke the same story, titled “Kendall Jenner and Jacob Elordi have already been dating for two months after Kylie played matchmaker.” According to the Daily Mail’s source (I’m thinking it was Timothée Chalamet), the pair started dating in February, after Kylie set them up after becoming friendly with Elordi while Chalamet did his Marty Supreme thing.

“Kylie liked him and thought he would be good for Kenny, so she was like, ‘Girl, get on it, date this guy already,'” the source told Daily Mail. Sounds just like something Timmy would say to me…

Elordi and Jenner together make sense in my brain, but maybe that’s just because they are like the stretched-out versions of Kylie and Timmy that we saw ad nauseam during awards season. To think, we’re less than a year away from getting an award season full of Timmy+Kylie / Jacob+Kendall double dates…

In other Jenner news, Kylie’s network of housekeepers is so extensive that she is being sued by a former member of her staff for the toxic work environment she payrolls. It doesn’t seem like Kylie is the culprit behind the hostility, but could you imagine a modern-day Downton Abbey with Kylie’s Beverly Hills and Hidden Hills abodes? Who would watch? Let’s get Kris on the phone. 

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• BREAKING NEWS!!!!!! Harry Styles drinks matcha lattes on walks with Zoe Kravitz. [Twitter]
• Jill Zarin from RHONY is being sued by a pickleball company. [TMZ]
• I demand a refund for Meghan Markle’s $3,000 women’s retreat. [Radar]
• Josh Hutcherson, meet the Swifties. [GQ]
• Alex Cooper’s hubby, Matt Kaplan, is unwell…[Bloomberg]

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