Kim Kardashian Made Kris Humphries Propose Twice Because She Didn't Look Cute Enough the First Time

By Lindy West | March 14, 2013 | 12:00am

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Whaaaaaat? Something about Kimris Humphdashian‘s totally romantic and rill marriage was insincere and rehearsed for the cameras? What dark sorcery is this!?

The former couple – who have been fighting about how to legally end their 72-day marriage since October 2011 – re-shot scenes of the 28-year-old basketball player popping the question to the reality TV star because she didn’t like how she looked during his original proposal, according to a deposition given by Russell Jay, who is producer on ‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians’, ahead of their divorce trial.

According to a transcript of the deposition – obtained by Life & Style magazine – Kim was ”completely surprised” by Kris’ first proposal and asked for the scene to be filmed again because ”she didn’t like how her face looked in the first take”.

Russell also claimed that a scene where Kim confessed to her mother, Kris Jenner, that she was having trouble in her marriage was actually shot after she filed for divorce, and that another scene which saw the then-couple argue after Kris had a hotel party with girls while Kim was supposed to be out of town was also ”faked” and that she was actually present the entire time.

A-juuuuuuuhhhhh!?!??! I am literally deceased from the shock. Consider your shit HAUNTED, Kimblebris Humpherdash. [ContactMusic]

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Maybe a little mother-son time is just what Liam Hemsworth needs.

The sexy actor stepped out with his mom Leonie at a local supermarket in Australia where he’s currently spending time away from fiancée Miley Cyrus.

Liam seemed in good spirits during the afternoon outing, looking handsome in a white tank, shades and shorts as he enjoyed the Aussie sunshine and walked alongside his mom.

I’m just saying. E! makes it sound gross. [E!]

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Bravo will be replaced by U.S. soccer legend Brandi Chastain, who’s famous for not only her extensively-decorated athletic career, but for taking off her shirt in celebration after the United States’ victory over China in the 1999 Women’s World Cup.

Get well soon, Chuy. [E!]

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