Kim Kardashian's Butt Is an Important Part of a Balanced Breakfast

By Mark Shrayber  |  November 30, 2014 | 10:00pm

It’s cereal. This just ruined cereal for me. I am done with life. (But never with Cinnamon Toast Crunch.)

If you haven’t had enough Kim Kardashian butt parodies (and the internet doesn’t think you have), please check out this latest delight: Kim K’s now-infamous Paper cover as interpreted in cereal. Again: cereal. (I know I should be all blase about this and act like that’s art because that’s the correct tone to make this funny, but fuck it, this is just so ridiculous that…)

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Mister Krisp’s Instagram feed is full of other things made out of Rice Krispies just like the undeniable work of art above. For instance:

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And:

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You should really check it all out yourself. Trust me, you won’d be disappointed. Horrified, maybe. Delighted that someone besides you has such an interest in breakfast cereal, absolutely. But disappointed?

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Nah.

 
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