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Here Is the Dancing Jeff Goldblum Video We All Probably Need but Certainly Do Not DeserveBy Rebecca FishbeinSeptember 4, 2019 | 12:05am - U.N. Reportedly Has a List of People Who Could Face War Crimes Charges Over Human Rights Violations in YemenBy Naomi LaChanceSeptember 3, 2019 | 11:10pm
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Definitive Proof That Mike Pence Is Not a HomophobeBy Katie McDonoughSeptember 3, 2019 | 10:00pm - How Long Should Contract Negotiations Take?By Hamilton NolanSeptember 3, 2019 | 9:49pm
- Look at This AssholeBy Jack MirkinsonSeptember 3, 2019 | 9:27pm
- The Stock Market Just So Happens to Suck When Trump Tweets a LotBy Paul BlestSeptember 3, 2019 | 9:05pm
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Here's How Not to Talk About the Male Birth Control PillBy Julianne Escobedo ShepherdSeptember 3, 2019 | 9:00pm -
The 'Long Balls' on This Cat's Face Do Not Resemble a PenisBy Megan ReynoldsSeptember 3, 2019 | 8:20pm - Apple Cancels Deranged-Sounding Richard Gere Show About Millennials Driving Vietnam Vets to Do Mass ShootingsBy Katherine KruegerSeptember 3, 2019 | 8:10pm
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Manny MUA and Other YouTubers Are Calling to Cancel 'Cancel Culture'By Maria ShermanSeptember 3, 2019 | 8:00pm -
Make the Cat Prime MinisterBy Kelly FairclothSeptember 3, 2019 | 7:30pm - Finally, Some Real Gun Reform (At Walmart)By Paul BlestSeptember 3, 2019 | 7:01pm
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Walmart Takes the Grand Step of Asking Customers to Please Conceal Their WeaponsBy Emily AlfordSeptember 3, 2019 | 6:55pm -
Meghan McCain Apparently Can't Survive Without Her Most Vital Nutrient, the AR-15By Ashley ReeseSeptember 3, 2019 | 6:38pm - Update: 'Moscow Mitch' Is Good NowBy Rafi SchwartzSeptember 3, 2019 | 6:28pm
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Bret Stephens's Dudefight With Guy Who Called Him a Bedbug Is Now Entering Its Second WeekBy Esther WangSeptember 3, 2019 | 5:50pm - Meghan McCain Marks Her Return to The View by Instantly Melting Down Over GunsBy Samantha GrassoSeptember 3, 2019 | 5:33pm
- Here Is the Beautiful Sight of Boris Johnson Being Utterly Humiliated Over BrexitBy Jack MirkinsonSeptember 3, 2019 | 5:05pm
- Labor Militancy In Higher Education Is On the RiseBy Hamilton NolanSeptember 3, 2019 | 4:41pm
- Trump Allies Want to Spend Millions on Making Journalists Look BadBy Samantha GrassoSeptember 3, 2019 | 4:17pm
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Linda Hamilton Wants You to Watch the New Terminator and Say, ‘Oh My God, She Got So Old!’By Kelly FairclothSeptember 3, 2019 | 3:37pm - Trump Freaks Out After Being Criticized for Golfing While 'Monitoring' Hurricane DorianBy Rafi SchwartzSeptember 3, 2019 | 3:31pm
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Ariana Grande Sues Forever 21 For Hiring 'Look-Alike Model' To Sell MakeupBy Hazel CillsSeptember 3, 2019 | 2:56pm -
Prince Harry Swears His Family Flies CommercialBy Kelly FairclothSeptember 3, 2019 | 2:45pm -
Jezebel Would Like Joe Biden to Know He Can Just Quit If He WantsBy Esther WangSeptember 3, 2019 | 2:30pm - Palestinian Student Blocked From Entering U.S. Finally Arrives at HarvardBy Samantha GrassoSeptember 3, 2019 | 2:27pm
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Diplo Flew to Burning Man on a Private Plane Full of Popeyes Spicy Chicken SandwichesBy Joan SummersSeptember 3, 2019 | 2:15pm - Joe Biden Is Now Making Up Total Fiction About His Iraq War VoteBy Paul BlestSeptember 3, 2019 | 2:01pm
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Kristen Stewart Was Told If She Stopped Holding Her Girlfriend's Hand in Public, She 'Might Get a Marvel Movie'By Maria ShermanSeptember 3, 2019 | 1:51pm - Mike Pence's Ireland Trip Already a Total JokeBy Rafi SchwartzSeptember 3, 2019 | 1:39pm
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Tiffany Trump Wants You To Know That You (And Also Her Father's Former Assistant) Don't Know Her at AllBy Ashley ReeseSeptember 3, 2019 | 1:25pm -
Don't You Dare Try to Take the Taylor Swift 'London Boy' Route in Real LifeBy Hazel CillsSeptember 3, 2019 | 1:04pm -
Harry Styles Has the Timothée Chalamet Bowl Cut NowBy Lauren EvansSeptember 3, 2019 | 12:40pm -
Puppy Dies On KLM Flight from Amsterdam to BostonBy Lauren EvansSeptember 3, 2019 | 2:30am -
Justin Bieber Owns Up to His Shitty Past in a Very Long Labor Day Instagram PostBy Lauren EvansSeptember 3, 2019 | 1:00am -
Teen Goes Deaf and Blind After Eating Nothing But Processed FoodsBy Lauren EvansSeptember 2, 2019 | 11:30pm - Trump Doesn't Let Massive Hurricane Disrupt His Very Important Golf GameBy Jack MirkinsonSeptember 2, 2019 | 9:50pm
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Open Thread: How to Beat the Back-to-Work BluesBy Rebecca FishbeinSeptember 2, 2019 | 8:55pm - U.S. Officials Reportedly Denied Another Visa Holder Entry Based on a Message He ReceivedBy Naomi LaChanceSeptember 2, 2019 | 8:15pm
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Trump: A Category 5 Hurricane? I Don't Know HerBy Rebecca FishbeinSeptember 2, 2019 | 8:05pm - Happy Labor Day, Here's Another Way Employers Take Advantage of Their WorkersBy Naomi LaChanceSeptember 2, 2019 | 7:00pm
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Once Again, It Is Keanu Reeves's BirthdayBy Rebecca FishbeinSeptember 2, 2019 | 6:15pm - Students in Hong Kong Strike on First Day of ClassesBy Naomi LaChanceSeptember 2, 2019 | 5:50pm
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Exorcists Convinced a Catholic School to Toss Their Harry Potter Books So Kids Can't Summon DemonsBy Rebecca FishbeinSeptember 2, 2019 | 4:55pm - Hurricane Dorian Creates 'Utter Devastation' in BahamasBy Naomi LaChanceSeptember 2, 2019 | 3:25pm
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Doctors Are 'Optimistic' Kevin Hart Will Make a Full Recovery Following Car CrashBy Rebecca FishbeinSeptember 2, 2019 | 2:55pm -
Lover Is Selling Quite a Few CopiesBy Rebecca FishbeinSeptember 2, 2019 | 3:35am -
It Is Now Illegal to Send an Unsolicited Dick Pic in TexasBy Rebecca FishbeinSeptember 2, 2019 | 2:05am - Evacuations Have Been Ordered for Parts of Florida, South Carolina, and GeorgiaBy Caitlin CruzSeptember 2, 2019 | 1:44am
- The Remains of a Diabetic Man Who Died After Being Deported Have Been Returned to U.S.By Caitlin CruzSeptember 2, 2019 | 12:18am
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Kevin Hart Hospitalized After Car Crash, Suffered 'Major Back Injuries'By Rebecca FishbeinSeptember 1, 2019 | 11:45pm - Hurricane Dorian Makes Landfall in Bahamas As Category 5 StormBy Caitlin CruzSeptember 1, 2019 | 11:20pm
- Texas Gov. Greg Abbott (and Other Republicans) Must Be Voted OutBy David BoddigerSeptember 1, 2019 | 10:19pm
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'This Is Fucked Up' Is a Pretty Good Campaign SloganBy Emily AlfordSeptember 1, 2019 | 9:00pm -
Bootleg Vape Juice Could Be Causing an 'Epidemic'By Emily AlfordSeptember 1, 2019 | 8:00pm -
Ruth Bader Ginsburg Promises She Is Going to Be Just FineBy Emily AlfordSeptember 1, 2019 | 6:55pm - Dorian Will Not Hit Alabama and Trump Is Full of Shit, Meteorologists SayBy David BoddigerSeptember 1, 2019 | 5:57pm
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Will and Grace Want NamesBy Emily AlfordSeptember 1, 2019 | 5:40pm - Fox Business’ Stuart Varney Goes Full Orwellian By Claiming Trump Never LiesBy David BoddigerSeptember 1, 2019 | 4:35pm
- 7 Killed, 22 Injured in Another Mass Shooting in West Texas [UPDATING]By David BoddigerAugust 31, 2019 | 9:48pm
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Saturday Night Social: When Monster Penguins Ruled the SeasBy Emily AlfordAugust 31, 2019 | 9:00pm - Tomi Lahren’s New ‘Freedom’ Athleisure Line Wasn’t Made in AmericaBy David BoddigerAugust 31, 2019 | 8:59pm
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The Fashion Industry Never Fucking LearnsBy Emily AlfordAugust 31, 2019 | 7:22pm - Hurricane Dorian's Path Shifts East to Threaten Carolinas [UPDATED]By David BoddigerAugust 31, 2019 | 7:00pm
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Alabama Judge Dismisses Case Granting 'Personhood Status' to a FetusBy Emily AlfordAugust 31, 2019 | 7:00pm -
Trump's Personal Assistant Was Reportedly Fired for Saying He 'Couldn't Pick Tiffany Out of a Crowd'By Emily AlfordAugust 31, 2019 | 6:10pm -
Pete Davidson and Margaret Qualley Are Film Festival OfficialBy Emily AlfordAugust 31, 2019 | 5:15pm - Trump Tweets Crazy Spy Photo of Failed Iranian Rocket LaunchBy David BoddigerAugust 31, 2019 | 5:02pm
- Trump’s Personal Assistant Was Fired for Comments About Tiffany and IvankaBy David BoddigerAugust 31, 2019 | 3:40pm
- Bret Stephens Compares Man Who Called Him a Bedbug to Nazis In Jaw-Dropping ColumnBy Jack MirkinsonAugust 31, 2019 | 1:49am
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Remember Mike Pence?By Katie McDonoughAugust 30, 2019 | 10:30pm -
The Place You Can No Longer Go Because an Ex Ruined It for YouBy Maria ShermanAugust 30, 2019 | 10:00pm - They Don’t Make Them Like Skrillex, Boys Noize, and Ty Dolla $ign’s 'Midnight Hour' AnymoreBy Maria ShermanAugust 30, 2019 | 9:30pm
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This Dick is Too BigBy Joan SummersAugust 30, 2019 | 8:20pm -
Insane Pools: Off The Deep End Is the Best Show for a Lazy WeekendBy Megan ReynoldsAugust 30, 2019 | 7:00pm -
Tony Hawk's Pro Skater Soundtrack Made Me a Baby PunkBy Ashley ReeseAugust 30, 2019 | 6:30pm -
Oh God, Bottoming DramaBy Rich JuzwiakAugust 30, 2019 | 6:00pm -
Cut the Sleeves Off Your T-Shirts to Stay CoolBy Katie McDonoughAugust 30, 2019 | 5:30pm -
Tiffany Trump and Marla Maples Bond on the Astral PlaneBy Ashley ReeseAugust 30, 2019 | 5:00pm - AhojBy Jack MirkinsonAugust 30, 2019 | 4:53pm
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Richard Linklater Is Going to Spend 20 Entire Years Adapting Merrily We Roll Along By Kelly FairclothAugust 30, 2019 | 4:32pm -
Summer Reading Diary: Strength and Quietude in MexicoBy Julianne Escobedo ShepherdAugust 30, 2019 | 4:15pm -
A New Study Finds Breast Cancer Risk from Hormone Replacement Therapy is Much Higher Than Previously ThoughtBy Esther WangAugust 30, 2019 | 4:00pm -
Emily Yoffe Back on Her Bullshit—Here's What an Alleged Victim Says She Left Out in Her Latest Contested MeToo StoryBy Anna MerlanAugust 30, 2019 | 3:48pm - Do Not Come at AOC and Miss, Especially if You're a White Nationalist ShitBy Samantha GrassoAugust 30, 2019 | 3:39pm
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Is This Shoe OK? Big Toe HeelsBy Maria ShermanAugust 30, 2019 | 3:30pm -
The Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance Is the Strangest of Things: A Riveting Long-Form Puppet ShowBy Rich JuzwiakAugust 30, 2019 | 3:00pm - Guess What Happens?By Hamilton NolanAugust 30, 2019 | 2:50pm
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Author Ijeoma Oluo Writes About Aftermath of Swatting AttackBy Hazel CillsAugust 30, 2019 | 2:30pm - Three Cheers for Comrade TikTok TeenBy Samantha GrassoAugust 30, 2019 | 2:15pm
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John Travolta Is the Father of a GirlBy Molly OsbergAugust 30, 2019 | 2:15pm -
Adut Akech Says It's a 'Slap in the Face' to Be Confused With Another Black ModelBy Hazel CillsAugust 30, 2019 | 1:55pm - Let's Not Do ThisBy Jack MirkinsonAugust 30, 2019 | 1:49pm
- Top WH Aide Resigns After Reportedly Dishing About Trump's Family to the MediaBy Rafi SchwartzAugust 30, 2019 | 1:29pm
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Well It Sure Sounds Like President's Assistant Got Fired for Gossiping About the Trump FamilyBy Esther WangAugust 30, 2019 | 1:12pm -
Netflix Hangs Old Navy Out to Dry In Queer Eye Whitewashing ScandalBy Emily AlfordAugust 30, 2019 | 12:25pm - The DNC Is Rejecting Iowa’s Virtual Caucus Plans, Thereby Screwing Up the First 2020 CaucusBy Caitlin CruzAugust 30, 2019 | 3:47am
- Joe Biden Insists He Didn't Get His Favorite War Story WrongBy Caitlin CruzAugust 30, 2019 | 3:10am
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NYPD Detectives Accused of Raping a Teenager in a Police Van Will Not Serve Any Jail TimeBy Emily AlfordAugust 30, 2019 | 2:05am - Actually AOC Shouldn’t Block Bigots Online, Free Speech Group SaysBy Caitlin CruzAugust 30, 2019 | 1:51am
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Study Finds There Is No 'Gay Gene,' But Genetics Do Play a Part in SexualityBy Emily AlfordAugust 30, 2019 | 1:15am -
Garcelle Beauvais Is the Newest Real Housewife of Beverly HillsBy Emily AlfordAugust 30, 2019 | 12:25am - Trump and His Team Can’t Agree on Leaving AfghanistanBy Caitlin CruzAugust 30, 2019 | 12:24am
- The Third Democratic Primary Debate Is Going to Be Three Hours???By Caitlin CruzAugust 29, 2019 | 11:26pm
- Trump Administration is Reportedly Considering DNA Testing Undocumented People In Its CustodyBy Caitlin CruzAugust 29, 2019 | 10:48pm
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I Can't Wait to Watch Warren and Sanders Devour Biden WholeBy Esther WangAugust 29, 2019 | 10:00pm - Jeanine Pirro's Back on Her (Super Racist) BullshitBy Molly OsbergAugust 29, 2019 | 9:51pm
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Kim Kardashian Helped Free Alice Marie Johnson, Then Got Her to Model for Her Shapewear LineBy Ashley ReeseAugust 29, 2019 | 9:50pm