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Krispy Kreme Really Wants to Be InstagrammedBy Frida GarzaJuly 23, 2019 | 8:30pm - British Political Staffer Drags His Boss to Hell in Wild-Ass Twitter ThreadBy Paul BlestJuly 23, 2019 | 8:17pm
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Please Try to Guess Which Presidential Candidate Has Only Ever Used the Smiling Shit EmojiBy Katie McDonoughJuly 23, 2019 | 8:05pm -
Lifetime Is Producing the College Admissions Scandal Movie We've All Been Waiting ForBy Maria ShermanJuly 23, 2019 | 7:30pm - Ted Cruz Has a Genius Plan to Take Down AntifaBy Samantha GrassoJuly 23, 2019 | 7:29pm
- Bill de Blasio Actually Had a Good IdeaBy Paul BlestJuly 23, 2019 | 6:33pm
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RIP Bughead: An Ode to Cole Sprouse and Lili Reinhart’s Relationship, Gone Too SoonBy Maria ShermanJuly 23, 2019 | 6:30pm - Trump Thrills Audience of Aspiring FascistsBy Rafi SchwartzJuly 23, 2019 | 5:37pm
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Forever 21 Is Sending Diet Bars with Plus-Size OrdersBy Tracy Clark-FloryJuly 23, 2019 | 5:30pm - Explaining Joe Biden, Who America Should Divorce ImmediatelyBy Clio ChangJuly 23, 2019 | 5:00pm
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UK and US Relations Will Surely Soar Now That Both Countries Are Controlled By Yellow Haired GoonsBy Ashley ReeseJuly 23, 2019 | 4:52pm - Kamala Harris and the Case of the Innocent Neo-NaziBy Nick MartinJuly 23, 2019 | 4:47pm
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A Ballad for All the Queer Eye Subjects Who Will Never Be Friends With the Fab 5By Clover HopeJuly 23, 2019 | 4:35pm - Kim Kardashian's Body Foundation Is Shiny, Grotesque, and One of Us Totally Loved ItBy Megan ReynoldsJuly 23, 2019 | 4:15pm
- Here is Fox's Brian Kilmeade Making a Wildly Racist Freudian SlipBy Jack MirkinsonJuly 23, 2019 | 3:59pm
- Pelosi Cuts Deal That Could Help the GOP Destroy a Democratic PresidentBy Paul BlestJuly 23, 2019 | 3:11pm
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The People vs. Immigration and Customs EnforcementBy Katie McDonoughJuly 23, 2019 | 3:10pm -
And Here's Marianne Williamson Declining Samatha Bee's Invitation to Drop Out of the PrimaryBy Ashley ReeseJuly 23, 2019 | 2:45pm -
Bella Thorne Likes What She Likes, Including 'Beings'By Joan SummersJuly 23, 2019 | 2:30pm - Meet Boris Johnson, the Latest Wanker in Charge of BritainBy Libby WatsonJuly 23, 2019 | 2:25pm
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Elizabeth Warren Also Has a Selfie Plan, NaturallyBy Frida GarzaJuly 23, 2019 | 2:15pm - An American Teen Arrested by Border Patrol Has Been in Custody for More Than Three WeeksBy Samantha GrassoJuly 23, 2019 | 2:05pm
- Trump Brain Status: Deep Fried TwinkieBy Rafi SchwartzJuly 23, 2019 | 1:42pm
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Kirsten Gillibrand Doesn't Regret Calling for Al Franken to Step DownBy Esther WangJuly 23, 2019 | 1:41pm -
Harriet Tubman and Cynthia Erivo Get the Heroic Biopic They DeserveBy Hazel CillsJuly 23, 2019 | 1:39pm -
The Last Two Arkansas Abortion Clinics Are Hanging on by a ThreadBy Lauren EvansJuly 23, 2019 | 1:00pm -
The Big Little Lies Meryl Murder Watch, Season 2 FinaleBy Hazel CillsJuly 23, 2019 | 12:40pm -
Jeffrey Epstein Is a Model Beneficiary of the Good Ol' Boys ClubBy Tracy Clark-FloryJuly 23, 2019 | 12:30pm - They Let the President Watch the TV AgainBy Rebecca FishbeinJuly 23, 2019 | 12:27pm
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The Hills: New Beginnings Gets a Second SeasonBy Lauren EvansJuly 23, 2019 | 3:35am - Climate Change References Keep Disappearing From the EPA's Website, for Some ReasonBy Rebecca FishbeinJuly 23, 2019 | 3:10am
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Study Finds That More Gun Owners Mean More Domestic HomicidesBy Lauren EvansJuly 23, 2019 | 2:10am - Louisiana Police Force Fires Cop for Facebook Post Suggesting AOC Should Be ShotBy Rebecca FishbeinJuly 23, 2019 | 1:00am
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Megan Thee Stallion Is Wisely Trademarking 'Hot Girl Summer'By Lauren EvansJuly 23, 2019 | 12:00am - This Week's Mueller Testimony Will Be Pretty Pointless, ActuallyBy Rebecca FishbeinJuly 22, 2019 | 11:45pm
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Fuck YeahBy Esther WangJuly 22, 2019 | 10:00pm -
Is He Even That Rich?By Megan ReynoldsJuly 22, 2019 | 9:30pm - This Logan Paul Interview on Fox Business Is Off-the-Wall InsaneBy Jack MirkinsonJuly 22, 2019 | 9:09pm
- Thousands of People Die Annually Because States Refuse to Expand MedicaidBy Libby WatsonJuly 22, 2019 | 8:47pm
- We Finally Know Why Mike Pence Mysteriously Canceled That Event in New HampshireBy Katherine KruegerJuly 22, 2019 | 8:25pm
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Frankly Speaking, the Queen Doesn't Give a Fuck About Repeating OutfitsBy Joan SummersJuly 22, 2019 | 8:20pm - DHS Wants to Strip Huge Numbers of Immigrants of Their Right to Due ProcessBy Paul BlestJuly 22, 2019 | 8:01pm
- Trump Reminds World That He Could Bomb Your Country Off the Map Anytime He Wanted ToBy Nick MartinJuly 22, 2019 | 7:37pm
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The Real Housewives of Potomac Finally Deals With the Sexual Assault Allegations Against Michael DarbyBy Joan SummersJuly 22, 2019 | 7:30pm -
'He’s No Weinstein': The New Yorker’s Distorted Defense of Al FrankenBy Esther WangJuly 22, 2019 | 7:00pm - Trump Locates the Most Offensive Possible Take on Puerto RicoBy Rafi SchwartzJuly 22, 2019 | 6:48pm
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Finally, A Bit More Clarity on Tyra Banks's Upcoming Modelland Experience... CenterBy Rich JuzwiakJuly 22, 2019 | 6:45pm - High Profile Labor Leader Has a New Gig Fighting Against Teacher's UnionsBy Hamilton NolanJuly 22, 2019 | 6:07pm
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Parents, Send Your Children to the Night WoodsBy Ashley ReeseJuly 22, 2019 | 6:05pm - Neil deGrasse Tyson Please Shut the Fuck UpBy Molly OsbergJuly 22, 2019 | 5:45pm
- Big Little Lies: Finally, the FinaleBy SplinterJuly 22, 2019 | 5:01pm
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Oh Great, Ryan Adams Appears to Be Planning a MeToo ComebackBy Frida GarzaJuly 22, 2019 | 4:45pm - Trump Wants You to Know the Squad Are the Real RacistsBy Rafi SchwartzJuly 22, 2019 | 3:56pm
- Top Senate Democrats Have the Naïveté of BabiesBy Paul BlestJuly 22, 2019 | 3:29pm
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Donald Trump Jr. Demonstrates Expert-Level Clenching on the Cover of His Upcoming BookBy Esther WangJuly 22, 2019 | 3:00pm -
Cats Has a Lot of Work to Do to Unseat Avengers: Endgame As the Highest-Grossing Movie EverBy Frida GarzaJuly 22, 2019 | 2:30pm - There's a Mental Health Crisis in ICE DetentionBy Libby WatsonJuly 22, 2019 | 2:19pm
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Prankster Jake Paul Pranked By Prankster Fiancé Tana Mongeau With Prank PregnancyBy Joan SummersJuly 22, 2019 | 2:05pm -
Tom Hanks Is Mr. Rogers in A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood (But How Mr. Rogers Is He?)By Rich JuzwiakJuly 22, 2019 | 1:45pm - Get This Man Some Java!!!!By Rafi SchwartzJuly 22, 2019 | 1:37pm
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Anna Wintour Is Incredibly Good at Being Publicly Rude to Melania TrumpBy Ashley ReeseJuly 22, 2019 | 1:25pm - Wedding Crasher President Drops In on Deranged Trump-Themed NuptialsBy Katherine KruegerJuly 22, 2019 | 1:15pm
- What the Hell Happened in New Hampshire, Mike Pence?By Molly OsbergJuly 22, 2019 | 12:53pm
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'Soho Grifter' Anna Delvey Might Not Get to Grift Netflix After AllBy Rebecca FishbeinJuly 22, 2019 | 12:34pm -
Happy Birthday to the Little Prince, Who Is Now 6By Rebecca FishbeinJuly 22, 2019 | 3:00am - Hundreds Of Activists Fill Street To Continue Protesting Telescope Construction On Sacred Hawaiian LandBy Caitlin CruzJuly 22, 2019 | 2:45am
- Mike Pence Says Trump 'Might Make An Effort' To Stop Racist Chants At Future RalliesBy Caitlin CruzJuly 22, 2019 | 1:34am
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R. Kelly Headed to New York to Face Racketeering, Sex Crime ChargesBy Rebecca FishbeinJuly 22, 2019 | 1:20am - Puerto Rican Gov. Ricardo Rosselló Says He Won't Seek Reelection, But Also Won't ResignBy Caitlin CruzJuly 22, 2019 | 1:14am
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A Cop in Louisiana Wrote a Facebook Post Suggesting AOC Deserves to Be ShotBy Rebecca FishbeinJuly 22, 2019 | 12:20am -
Unwrapping the Beef: Taylor Swift Fans Are Swiping at Kamala Harris After a Party at Scooter Braun's HouseBy Joan SummersJuly 21, 2019 | 9:36pm -
The Rapid Life Cycle of a Conservative MartyrBy Joan SummersJuly 21, 2019 | 8:50pm - Beto O’Rourke and Bill de Blasio Argue Over Healthcare PlansBy David BoddigerJuly 21, 2019 | 8:14pm
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Marvel 'Phase 4': Loki's Back, Everyone's Bisexual, and Thor Is a Woman NowBy Joan SummersJuly 21, 2019 | 7:06pm - White House Ghoul Stephen Miller Tries to Distract from Trump’s Racism—With More RacismBy David BoddigerJuly 21, 2019 | 6:42pm
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In Totally Normal News, Donald Trump Crashed a MAGA Themed Wedding, Amidst Cheers of "USA! USA! USA!"By Joan SummersJuly 21, 2019 | 6:03pm -
A$AP Rocky Facing 'Backlash' From Swedish Authorities, Following Kim Kardashian and Donald Trump's InterventionBy Joan SummersJuly 21, 2019 | 5:10pm - Republicans Are Going to Great Lengths to Distract from Trump’s RacismBy David BoddigerJuly 21, 2019 | 4:07pm
- JFC It’s HotBy David BoddigerJuly 20, 2019 | 9:37pm
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Saturday Night Social: Let Some Women Go to the Moon NowBy Julianne Escobedo ShepherdJuly 20, 2019 | 9:00pm -
Regina King Is Busting Heads in the New Watchmen TrailerBy Julianne Escobedo ShepherdJuly 20, 2019 | 7:43pm - Democratic Senators Blame Trump for Abysmal Border Facility Conditions After TourBy David BoddigerJuly 20, 2019 | 7:38pm
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PA School District Threatens to Call Foster Care on Parents Who Don't Pay Off Children's Lunch DebtBy Julianne Escobedo ShepherdJuly 20, 2019 | 7:07pm -
Did Leana Wen, Ousted Planned Parenthood Head, Even Know Anything About Planned Parenthood?By Julianne Escobedo ShepherdJuly 20, 2019 | 5:40pm - Democrats' Emoluments Lawsuit Seeking Trump Financial Records Hits a SnagBy David BoddigerJuly 20, 2019 | 4:50pm
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Hannah Bronfman Accidentally Doused With Wine Before a DJ Gig But Don't Worry, Everything Is FineBy Julianne Escobedo ShepherdJuly 20, 2019 | 4:19pm - 3 White Supremacists Get Prison Time for Charlottesville Rally ViolenceBy David BoddigerJuly 20, 2019 | 3:48pm
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Anthony Scaramucci? I Haven't Heard That Name in YearsBy Frida GarzaJuly 19, 2019 | 10:30pm -
What Harmless Lies Did Your Family Tell You?By Maria ShermanJuly 19, 2019 | 10:00pm - Hwyl FawrBy Jack MirkinsonJuly 19, 2019 | 9:45pm
- Iggy Azalea Tries to 'Clap Back,' But It's OffbeatBy Maria ShermanJuly 19, 2019 | 9:30pm
- This Just Gets Worse and WorseBy Rafi SchwartzJuly 19, 2019 | 8:45pm
- Stop Having So Many People Get Thrown Into Walls In TV Fights--It Wouldn't Happen--End of StoryBy Hamilton NolanJuly 19, 2019 | 8:25pm
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Is This Shoe OK? J. Lo’s Green Versace Dress… As a SneakerBy Maria ShermanJuly 19, 2019 | 8:00pm - I Am This MooseBy Molly OsbergJuly 19, 2019 | 7:46pm
- This Week in Meghan McCain Brings Us the Burdens of Being a Republican and Donald Trump 'on Acid'By Lisa FischerJuly 19, 2019 | 7:00pm
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Seems Weird Not to Mention That the Person You're Quoting Is a Notorious Anti-Abortion ExtremistBy Esther WangJuly 19, 2019 | 6:30pm -
Seems Like Some Asshole Messed With Frida Kahlo's Face to Sell MakeupBy Frida GarzaJuly 19, 2019 | 6:00pm -
Then They Came For Our ManholesBy Joan SummersJuly 19, 2019 | 5:00pm - Former Staffers at Tom Steyer's Political Action Group Say It's Hell to Work ForBy Libby WatsonJuly 19, 2019 | 4:45pm
- Rand Paul Offers Actual Journalist a Deranged Journalism LessonBy Rafi SchwartzJuly 19, 2019 | 4:19pm
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The Last Czars: What If You Crossed the History Channel With Cinemax?By Kelly FairclothJuly 19, 2019 | 4:00pm - North Dakota Wants the $38M It Set on Fire Policing the Pipeline Protests BackBy Nick MartinJuly 19, 2019 | 3:57pm
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The 'Good Guy' Defense Is So Very OldBy Frida GarzaJuly 19, 2019 | 3:49pm -
Women Are Dying in Car Accidents Because The Only Female Crash Test Dummy Weighs 110 Lbs.By Maria ShermanJuly 19, 2019 | 3:15pm - Moderate Democratic Governors Are Worried About All the Wrong ThingsBy Libby WatsonJuly 19, 2019 | 2:55pm
- House Democrats Decide to Delete All of Their Mean Tweets About Each OtherBy Paul BlestJuly 19, 2019 | 2:31pm
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Wellness Activist Kourtney Kardashian Has Resolved to 'Fight' 'Unhealthy' Lunches With Plastic Water BottlesBy Joan SummersJuly 19, 2019 | 2:15pm