Let Miley Cyrus Ruin Christmas For You With This Terrible Song 


On Christmas Eve, Miley Cyrus was kind enough to gift us with her latest single, “My Sad Christmas Song.” The four and a half minute track is exactly the kind of Christmas tune you’d expect from Miley. In a restrained chorus, she sings, “This is my sad Christmas song. I’ve had it stuck in my head all day long. I wrote it on the car on my way home. because I knew I’d walk in the door and I’d be alone.”

There’s some stuff about Santa being cute, hitting her bong, and a note that she’s definitely on the “naughty” list because “when I get drunk I’m always showing my tits.” At this point, pretty much exactly what you’d expect from Cyrus, the self-appointed enfant terrible of pop music.

Image via AP.

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