Today in Tweet Beat, Lindsay Lohan is pissed that people aren’t more familiar with how alcohol-monitoring anklets work, Katy Perry takes a thinly-veiled shot at Lady Gaga, and Adrianne Curry loves her naked body.
My scram wasn’t set off.less than a minute ago via UberTwitter
Lindsay Lohan
lindsaylohan
My scram wasn’t set off-Its physically impossible considering I’ve nothing for it to go off-All of these false resports are absolutely wrongless than a minute ago via UberTwitter
Lindsay Lohan
lindsaylohan
This is all because of a FALSE accusation by tabloids& paparazzi& it is fucking digusting- I’ve been more than I’m compliance &feeling greatless than a minute ago via UberTwitter
Lindsay Lohan
lindsaylohan
oh, fyi i have never heard of any sort of “curfew” at all.. so this is all news to me… i always upload my scramless than a minute ago via web
Lindsay Lohan
lindsaylohan
Using blasphemy as entertainment is as cheap as a comedian telling a fart joke.less than a minute ago via web
Katy Perry
katyperry
I know that we are young, and I know that you may love meless than a minute ago via web
Lady Gaga
ladygaga
But I just can’t be with you like this anymoreless than a minute ago via web
Lady Gaga
ladygaga
The most artistic&beautiful nude I’ve taken..enjoy http://twitpic.com/1v1q0tless than a minute ago via Twitpic
Adrianne Curry
AdrianneCurry
Getting ready for Leno in my white paradise hotel room…Watch your bronzers as you enter please.less than a minute ago via UberTwitter
Nicole Polizzi
Sn00ki
POST THIS EVERYWHERE! RT @RyanSeacrest: who’s this fan who got into my studio? http://yfrog.com/6pl6kjless than a minute ago via Echofon
Kathy Griffin
kathygriffin
My internet was blinking on and off. I had to call my 13 year old for tech support. What will I do when he’s at scout camp?? 😉less than a minute ago via web
Marie Osmond
marieosmond
My other vintage “Holy Grail” piece… 3 piece(cape not shown) tweed 1955 Dior Paris Haute Couture suit (tag numbe http://twitpic.com/1v1wvhless than a minute ago via Twitpic
Dita Von Teese
DitaVonTeese
Thanks Toby. I am honored. RT @TobyK17 I drew this http://twitpic.com/1u57f2 caricature of you, I am 15 years old from englandless than a minute ago via web
Larry King
kingsthings
Hey, found out my birthday is the day after Real Housewife of NJ’s Danielle Staub’s sex tape is released. Um, no need to get me any gifts…less than a minute ago via web
Neil Patrick Harris
ActuallyNPH
let’s just sit in silence…words are far to clumsy.less than a minute ago via web
Adrock
itsadrock
GET JEZEBEL RIGHT IN YOUR INBOX
Still here. Still without airbrushing. Still with teeth.