Lindsay Lohan Published An Essay About 9/11, Plenty of Other Things, to Instagram
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On Sunday, September 13, 2015, actress and wedding guest Lindsay Lohan published a 248-word essay on Instagram about the events of Tuesday, September 11, 2001. Because many people share stories about how the events of 9/11 affected them, that Lohan shared hers isn’t surprising. What’s notable is that the story is a messy, incomprehensible cloud of disconnected thoughts that may not even be about 9/11 at all????
It appears to have been written quickly, in one breathless and speedy mashing of thumbs. She moves from topic to topic – from forgiveness, to freedom, to PETA, and all the way to TMZ. Autocorrect either fails to engage or corrects incorrectly — is this poetry? A parenthetical begins, but never ends — are we the closing parenthesis? While reading it, you can almost picture Lohan skillfully smoking a cigarette with no hands as the ash grows and grows to over an inch long — somehow failing to drop on her phone.
In his classic contribution to The Lion King “The Circle of Life,” Sir Elton John sang, “There’s far too much to take in here, more to find than can ever be found.”
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