Apparently the video surveillance tape from jewelry store Kamofie & Company supports Lindsay Lohan‘s version of events. She appears to take off her own necklace, try on the necklace in question, and ask her friend and the store owner for their opinion. Although the video has no audio track, this report claims that LL is seen trying on rings and talking to the owner for several minutes before strolling out of the store while still wearing the chain. Did the store owner agree to let her borrow it and then forget? Did Lindsay miss a deadline to bring the necklace back? WTF. [TMZ]
Lots of Oscar gossip! Madonna showed up in a see-through ensemble for the Vanity Fair Oscar party, said “I am here to get photographed,” and left the event promptly after walking the red carpet. [Page Six]
Gwyneth Paltrow drank a Guinness before singing at the Oscars — she was so nervous. [Page Six]
Scarlett Johansson and Sandra Bullock avoided each other at the Oscars. Ryan Reynolds was nowhere to be seen. [Pop Eater]
The glittery baubles HBiC Helena Bonham Carter wore in her hair at the Oscars were charms from flip-flops. [Page Six]
Exes Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal had a “serious conversation” at the Vanity Fair Oscar party. Was he warning her not to write a song about Brooklyn? [Page Six]
BTW:Taylor Swift and the blond kid from Glee are canoodlesmushing. [E!]
Joan Collins wore a dress so tight at the Vanity Fair Oscar party that she began to feel faint and had to leave in an ambulance. Bow down to The Diva! [Page Six]
Jane Fonda and Peter Fonda were spotted smoking pot at the Vanity Fair Oscar party. [Gatecrasher]
Anne Hathwaway’s ex watched the Oscars from prison. [Radar Online]
Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez made it to first base! [Just Jared]
Speaking of the Beebs, today is his 17th birthday! [Perez]
In case you were wondering, here’s how Charlie Sheen feels about his life: “It’s perfect. It’s awesome. Every day is just filled with just wins. All we do is put wins in the record books. We win so radically in our underwear before our first cup of coffee, it’s scary. People say it’s lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.” [ABC News]
Charlie Sheen‘s porn star pal Kacey Jordan says that after their sexual encounter during which he smoked cocaine, he asked if she would hold him. “I think he was scared. I could see the pain.” And! “That night I knew… This is the most self-destructive person I have ever met.” [NYDN]
- Vanessa Hudgens and Josh Hutcherson of The Kids Are All Right have a thang going on. [People]
- Waka Flocka Flame has a $100,000 Fozzie Bear necklace. [TMZ]
- Mel Gibson is about to be charged with domestic violence. Probably. [NY Post]
- Adam Levine and Cee-Lo will be on The Voice — a singing competition show NBC is producing to compete against American Idol. I will watch for Cee-Lo. [EW]
- Set your DVR: Wendy Williams sat down with Aretha Franklin for an interview airing tomorrow. [Concrete Loop]
- Sugar Ray Leonard and Ralph Macchio will join the new cast of Dancing With The Stars! [TMZ]
- Other castmembers for the new DWTS include Kirstie Alley and Kendra Wilkinson. [NYDN, TMZ]
- Tim Burton and Josh Brolin are teaming up on a new film version of The Hunchback Of Notre Dame. Think the hump will be in 3D? [The Hollywood Reporter]
- So like Miley Cyrus is gonna like host Saturday Night Live and like, that’s pretty cool. [NY Post]
- The world is full of mysteries and incomprehensible things, Michelle Rodriguez‘s dress is but one of them. [DListed]
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