Lucius Malfoy Should Probably Back Up Off King Elessar, If He Knows What's Good For Him By Hortense Smith | March 29, 2009 | 7:00pm Latest × Copy Link Facebook X Reddit Email ! [London, March 29. Image via Getty.] Most Popular So, the Internet Is Swooning Over the Suspected UnitedHealthcare Assassin 'Nightbitch' Is 'Barbie' for Moms (Derogatory) Nicole Kidman Said Her Orgasms in 'Babygirl' Don't 'Look' or 'Sound Pretty' More from JezebelThis Week’s Going in the Internet Hall of FameMy Christmas Wish for George R.R. Martin: Let It Go.Keira Knightley Said She Won't Have More Kids Because She Can't Watch More 'Peppa Pig' Join the discussion... GET JEZEBEL RIGHT IN YOUR INBOX Still here. Still without airbrushing. Still with teeth. Sign Up Leave this field empty if you're human:
