Man Fined For Riding Horse to Taco Bell, Achieves Peak Texas
In DepthOf course there was a cowboy hat involved. Don’t ask dumb questions.
Rick Braun* of Allen, Texas, just wanted some Taco Bell chalupas, or quesadillas, or crunchwraps, or…look, does it matter what he wanted? They’re all the same damn thing anyway; the only difference is some of them taste of Dorito detritus. Anyway, Braun wanted some Taco Bell, and apparently decided the best way to attain said (admittedly delicious) pseudo-food was to ride his horse through the drive-thru. Just one problem: riding an animal on a public street is apparently illegal, and police issued Braun a $255 ticket.