Johnathan William Hartman allegedly put his pistol in his girlfriend’s mouth and threatened to kill her during an argument about his impending prison sentence. He fired a couple shots, put his gun in his pants, and bang! Instant extra butthole.
Apparently, Hartman—a 27-year-old specimen of classic boyfriend material hailing from beautiful Billings, Montana—had just gotten some whiskey at a casino to drink ‘n’ drive with when the argument with his girlfriend started. He allegedly started shooting at her and then made his threat, but fortunately changed his mind. Then he stuck his pistol in his pants and started driving erratically enough that the gun went off, causing a critical case of Bullet Butt. Hartman had to go to the hospital, and got treatment plus a trip to the pokey (hate when that happens).