Marco Rubio to Announce Run For Rand Paul Thunder Stealer-In-Chief

By Erin Gloria Ryan  |  April 7, 2015 | 4:45pm
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Here are some announcements I’d rather Marco Rubio make besides “I’m running for President.”

  • “I love my curves and I’m not ashamed.”
  • Taking his talents back to South Beach. (Quitting government, opening cool bar.)
  • He’s a werewolf.
  • Kickstarter campaign for an app that tells you how much it really costs to fly “discount” airlines by tallying baggage and seat upgrade fees in price quotes.
  • Going away forever.

Only 581 days until Election Day!

 
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