Meet the Cast of The Real Housewives of Dallas, the Worst City in Texas
LatestDallas, Texas, a city-sized airport whose cultural significance tends to spike only after white men are shot in it, is about to become notable for the first time since Kristen tried to kill J.R. Ewing, thanks to a new installment Bravo’s Real Housewives franchise. The Real Housewives of Dallas will take place on and around Texas’ most populous slab of concrete, and promises to answer age-old questions like, “Why the hell would anyone choose to live in Dallas?” and “Did Lee Harvey Oswald really act alone?”
Though the series was announced last year, we hadn’t been given a good look at the cast until Thursday, when Bravo posted a handful of teaser videos in which the women do ~typical Dallas things~ like sit indoors, sigh, drink cold beverages out of sweating glasses, and live in constant state of regret over every single decision that led them to Dallas.
In “What Does Bless Your Heart Mean? A Lesson in #RHOD Shade,” the ladies do a miserable job of explaining a term that Jezebel’s Kelly Faircloth defined perfectly last year, and repeatedly call themselves “southern” even though everyone knows Texas is part of the southwest.