In an ongoing plot to ravage my soul via Meghan Trainor, Satan has added yet another dimension of torment by having her write and produce an ABC show about a girl group.
Trainor, a beacon of mediocrity and peppy empowerment, will both executive-produce the drama (titled Broken Record) and also write the original music as additional torture.
According to The Hollywood Reporter, the show follows a formerly broken-up girl group called The Candies who try to revive their career post-tragedy and “tracks the journey of the four women of a certain age as they navigate changing tides in the music business and attempt to find their second acts — in life and in friendship.”
This music industry-based drama is set to compete with Fox’s Empire and Star and follow in the footsteps of ABC’s former cult hit, Nashville. The project is still in development but with a set up that means it’ll likely get picked up as a series and perhaps go on for seasons. Why won’t Meghan Trainor just leave me alone?