In an interview with my best friend Anderson Cooper on CNN, Melania Trump calmly addressed the insane amount of shit that has been flying around her husband, pilonidal cyst Donald Trump, and his treatment of women.
“He was led on — like, egged on — from the host to say dirty and bad stuff,” she said, blinking her eyes slowly while throwing a recently-
unemployed-but-probably-fine Billy Bush under the bus. She went on to blame the release of the tapes themselves and the circumstances surrounding their release on the media: “It was left wing and left-wing media. You could see that. Everything was organized. Every Friday something comes out.”
Apparently, Melania and her hubs discussed PussyGate in private and he apologized for his words. She accepted his apology as is and ostensibly assumes that America will do the same. Donald Trump did
apologize shortly thereafter the leak of the tapes, but his apology was tepid at best, like a kid apologizing to their little brother for stealing their blankey. He didn’t mean it, but he knew he had to do it and so he did.
When asked about the women who accused Trump of sexual assault, Melania proved to us all that she will go down with this ship: “That’s him. He’s raw. He will say it how he feels it. I know he respects women but he is defending himself because they are all lies.”
Never mind that in a campaign rally Friday, Donald Trump denounced one of the women who accused him of sexual assault, saying “she would not be my first choice.” Cleary this man respects women. These are the words of a man who respects women.
Election Day is imminent. Our long national nightmare will be over soon, one way or another.
