In the months since Dominque Strauss-Kahn was accused of rape, his sordid tale has already been turned into a porn and an episode of Law & Order: SVU. Now Director Abel Ferrara is working on a script that’s based on the DSK incident, with a dash of Bill Clinton and Silvio Berlusconi’s sex scandals. It’s possible that the lead role will be played by celebrated French actor Gérard Depardieu, who Americans may recall from that day their French teacher was absent. Frankly, the whole project seems like a waste of time, since nothing can top Munch and Ice T arresting a DSK look-alike.