- This is it! This weekend, Nicole Richie and Joel Madden will get married.
Trucks have been delivering stuff to Lionel Richie’s house. Get ready! [Daily Express]
- More here about the Richie-Madden nuptials this weekend. It will be a small affair with a “vintage and romantic vibe.” Harlow may be a flower girl! A dancefloor is being constructed over the pool right now! [Radar Online]
- Sheryl Crow is releasing a cookbook called What Makes You Healthy in March 2011. She says: “I really got interested in cooking when I got diagnosed with breast cancer almost five years ago in February. I learned a lot about nutrition because I wanted to be proactive in my cancer treatment and part of that for me was to know what I was putting into my body, immune boosting and such.” If it makes you happy… [Daily Express]
- Hundreds of Oprah fans are in Sydney, Australia! The invasion has begun! Shopping! Wine tasting! Penguin spotting! Oh, and confidentiality agreements: “As the Oprah Winfrey show rolls into Melbourne, Australians have been told details of the taxpayer-financed tour are none of their business.” [News.com.au]
- Here is the Brad and Angelina ass-squeeze picture you’ve been waiting for. [NY Post]
- A scar in her armpit supposedly proves that Christina Aguilera had breast implants, but it’s been obvious for a while, no? Sometime after Genie In A Bottle, she changed in the chest region. Anyway: There’s a scar. Pic at the link. [NYDN]
- What do you give the rapper who has everything? Well. Beyoncé purchased a Bugatti Veyron Grand Sport car as birthday present for Jay-Z. It is one of the fastest cars in the world; 0-60 in 2.5 seconds. Price tag: $2 million. That’s U.S. dollars. For a car. [The Sun]
- Katy Perry looks fatally bored and over it on the cover of Maxim. [Yeeeah]
- Shh, don’t tell anyone… Salma Hayek used to be an illegal alien. [NY Post]
- To celebrate the 20th anniversary of Thelma & Louise, Susan Sarandon and Geena Davis flew to Florida to do a photo shoot for Vanity Fair. Man I hope they’re blowing up an 18-wheeler. [Page Six]
- Despite reports to the contrary, Charlie Sheen will not play a zombie on the AMC series Walking Dead. [NBC New York]
- Ridiculously attractive enigma Johnny Depp doesn’t own a cell phone. [This Is London]
- Ashton Kutcher and Vivid Entertainment continue to squabble over the sex tape starring Brittney Jones, the lady to whom he allegedly made love on a couch. [Daily Express]
- The woman accused of slashing Leonardo DiCaprio‘s face has been sentenced to two years in prison. [Daily Express]
- Ashley Olsen and Justin Bartha: Moving in together?! [Page Six]
- At a recent tween-star-studded party, 12-year-old Jaden Smith brought a bodyguard, was in a dance-off, and someone named Boo Boo Stewart was there. Just like your childhood! [Page Six]
- Among those celebrating with Sarah Silverman at her 40th birthday party: Seth Meyers, Jason Sudeikis, Jon Hamm and Ron Howard. [Page Six]
- The end of an era: The property where Jesse James ran his business, West Coast Choppers, is for sale. [Radar Online]
- A former Baywatch actress claims airport staff picked her for a “naked” body scan because she is so damn sexy but to he honest I stopped reading after “My boyfriend looks more like a terrorist than me…” [The Sun]
- Sign of the times: Swizz Beats is producer-in-residence at NYU’s Clive Davis Department of Recorded Music. [NYDN]
- “On a personal level, I would talk to anybody about it, but not on a public level. If I do that, then the next person feels like they can ask me about it, and the person after that, until everyone then feels entitled to ask me about it, and that’s not coming from a good place.” — Kirsten Dunst on being in rehab. [NYDN]
- “I was really excited to see that a character like this-such a strong gay character, especially a young, male, out-and-proud teen-was going to make its way onto network television, much less Fox […] When other shows present the gay character thing, it’s typically been in much more adult situations, like gay men living in New York or closeted men who are married and struggling with that ordeal, but never really the core of the journey of defining your sexuality. Blaine offers a beautiful counter to that and makes such a great addition to the many-colored palette that is Glee.” — Darren Criss, who plays Blaine on Glee. More in an interview at the link. [Interview]
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