Nike Designed a Disaster of a Dress for Tennis Players That No One Can Actually Play Tennis In
LatestIn an incident that vividly recalls that one time I told myself thigh-high tights were a very good idea and would definitely stay up, Nike is facing criticism over a dress it specially designed for tennis players. The “Premier Slam” resembles nothing so much as an athletic nightgown, and it does not stay down or keep athletes covered when they’re trying to play tennis.
Yahoo reported last week that tennis players at Wimbledon were complaining that the dress is way too short and floaty; the Daily Mail, as is their wont, displayed numerous photos of the dress malfunctioning mid-match on Czech player Lucie Safarova. If you look at the dress on Nike’s website, it looks a lot like a shirt. A hundred-dollar, baby doll-style shirt.
The Mail claims, too, that Serena Williams refused outright to wear the dress without alterations, as did Sabine Lisicki. The tabloid also says that Nike requested players wearing the dress send it back for alterations because it was pushing the boundaries of the Wimbledon dress code, which requires “common standards of decency at all times.” The slits in the dress were apparently sewn up to make the garment more seaworthy.