Opportunistic Pizza Planters Are Ruining Pizza Rat
LatestCan pizza rat just live?
Apparently not. Here’s a video posted on Thursday that shows two greasy-lipped pizza rats fighting over one slice of pizza on the subway track. It’s mildly entertaining. One rat drags the pizza backward as the other chases after it. Okay, cool. Questions abound.
Ask yourselves: Is this the same original pizza rat of yore who just really enjoys pizza? Or are they completely new rats? Where did the rats get a whole pizza slice from? Why isn’t it just the crust? Get your pen and your casebooks out. The Ghostwriter team is on it.