Paris Hilton is tweeting (and ‘gramming, and snapping) from Burning Man. Below is an imagined retelling of her experience as a citizen of Black Rock City.
BLACK ROCK CITY, NEVADA—“Elite Daily wrote about you,” said a disembodied male voice—Barron?—as Paris lay facedown on the ground. “I should tweet,” she muttered into the dirt, a cloud of dust rising up into her mouth and eyes.
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Still here. Still without airbrushing. Still with teeth.
