Paris Hilton Goes to Burning Man, Day 4: Having the Best Time 

By Ellie Shechet  |  September 2, 2016 | 9:15pm
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Paris Hilton is tweeting (and ‘gramming, and snapping) from Burning Man. Below is an imagined retelling of her experience as a citizen of Black Rock City.

BLACK ROCK CITY, NEVADA—“Elite Daily wrote about you,” said a disembodied male voice—Barron?—as Paris lay facedown on the ground. “I should tweet,” she muttered into the dirt, a cloud of dust rising up into her mouth and eyes.

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