The most important American at the 2018 Winter Olympics is, of course, National Hero Adam Rippon. The second and third most important Americans are the commentating team of Tara Lipinski and Johnny Weir. The fourth most important is Leslie Jones, whose unbridled joy and thirst for Olympian manflesh is just as tremendous as it was in Rio in 2016. You can try to convince me other people matter, but you will not, sorry!
Jones, whom NBC once again hired as an Olympic commentor THANK GOD, made it to PyeongChang on Friday and very quickly found Weir, Lipinski, and some Kanye shades. They made the above video. It was great. Everything is great!
This is also great:
And this:
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If NBC teams Jones up with new Olympic correspondent Rippon, I will have achieved Nirvana, thank you and goodnight.