Porn Star Who Partied With Charlie Sheen Talks About His Really Pure Coke & Her Abortion

• Kacey Jordan, the porn star who had sex with Charlie Sheen and then cashed a $30,000 check he gave her, says she recently got an abortion, and: “I think it might have been too soon to be Charlie’s baby, but you never know. I get pregnant very easily.” This young lady adds: “A week earlier I had been with another celebrity, so it could of [sic] been his, but I can’t talk about him because I had to sign a release.” But wait! There’s more! Kacey goes into detail about her encounter with Carlos “Chuckles” Estevez: “The drugs didn’t even come until the following morning, and then we had sex after he had the drugs. I was really proud of him, I couldn’t believe he could do it.” AND! “Wow, this cocaine was the purest thing ever, there was no filler at all. I actually got scared I might overdose at one point.” The greatest love story of our time ends thusly: “We still haven’t spoken to each other on the phone but we texted on Valentines day.” Don’t you worry your pretty little head about Kacey. She’s doing just fine. Not only does she have a profile on that Sugar Daddy/Sugar Baby site we’ve mentioned before — she works for the blog. “My job for SugarSugar pays me $30,000, and all I have to do is send out five tweets a day!” Kacey gushes. Ain’t life grand? [Radar Online]
• Charlie Sheen partied with San Francisco Giants pitcher Brian Wilson this weekend. Abortions to come? [TMZ]
• Charlie Sheen is hoping two of his ex-wives will move closer to him. [TMZ]

• Friends, let us rejoice! Lindsay Lohan has a job! She has committed to star in Escaping The Game, a flick about “celebs who become very famous and can’t take it.” The stars fake their own deaths and start new lives on a deserted island. Even though it seems like LL would be a perfect choice to play a “sick of it all” celebrity, she’s actually playing an investigator hired to get to the bottom of the disappearances. Huh. Oh well. Let’s focus on the positive: A job. [Radar Online]
• “Lindsay‘s A Lesbian Again. In Theory.” [The Superficial]

• It’s a banner day! Camille Grammer also has a job! She has been hired as a fashion commentator for the Oscar arrivals special on CNN. CNfuckingN. [Pop Eater]

• Brad Pitt‘s parents are moving in with him and Angelina Jolie over at Chateau Miraval, and will help raise the heaping mess of adorable kids. [Contact Music]
• Yay! Lady Gaga surprised 10-year-old Maria Aragon (who covered “Born This Way”) during a radio interview! [Radar Online]
• Here is Kim Kardashian doing a keg stand. [ET]
• New couple alert: Olivia Munn and Matthew Morrison. Does this mean she’s stopped schtupping Justin Timberlake? [Just Jared]
• Unsolicited Uterus Update: Zoe Saldana is not pregnant. [Daily Express]
• Breaking: Joe Jonas gave Ashley Greene a vintage Chanel bracelet. [People]
• Paris Hilton and her boyfriend were seen shopping for engagement rings. [People]
• David and Victoria Beckham were invited to Prince William‘s wedding to Kate Middleton. The Obamas were not. [Contact Music]
• Dianna Agron and her boyfriend Alex Pettyfer have broken up, conveniently after their movie I Am Number Four hit theaters. [Us Magazine]
• Did a steamy photo shoot contribute to Dianna Agron and Alex Pettyfer‘s breakup? [TMZ]
• Do not read the comments on this post about Gabourey Sidibe‘s boyfriend unless you want spend the rest of the day fantasizing about punching a stranger in the face. [Janet Charlton’s Hollywood]
• Shocker: When Angelina Pivarnick from Jersey Shore got engaged on the red carpet at an event recently, it was just a “publicity stunt.” [Radar Online]
• Richie Sambora is searching for his future ex-wife. Any takers? [Radar Online]
• “Her second album, 21, remains at number one in the albums rundown, and thanks to the ongoing success of her debut, 19, and hit single “Rolling in The Deep,” Adele becomes the first artist since the Beatles in 1964 to score two albums and two singles in the top fives of both album and singles charts in the same week.” [Daily Express]