Today’s best comments all deserve a rose.
• Best Comment Of The Day in response to Kate Middleton Gets Her Own Nail Polish, Quits Job To Be Full-Time Pretty Princess:
Given the transformation her life is about to take, I rather think a more appropriate name for the new hue would go something like, “No More Lifey, Wifey.”
• Best Comment Of The Day in response to Writer Suggests She Had A Lesbian Fling With Rihanna:
Whereas if I was writing a tell-all book about my hookup with Rihanna, it would be titled Oh Thank You Jesus. Or possibly just Woo!!!!
• Best Comment Of The Day in response to Want To Work In Antarctica? Take The Mandatory Pregnancy Test First:
Well, I didn’t bother to read the article or any of the details, but it’s good to see at least one country is finally taking action against anchor babies.
• Best Comment Of The Day in response to This Is The Face Of A Bachelor Reject:
This show is my crack. I hate it, and I love it. I do not watch it ironically; I totally admit that it entertains me and drives me bonkers all at the same time.
I think I am holding out for that one moment in which the couple has an actual conversation about shit they like besides “relationships” and “being on a journey.”
Chantal: Who is your favorite author?
Brad: Ayn Rand. Who is yours?
Chantal: Nicholas Sparks, duh. Who did you vote for in the last election?
Brad: Ron Paul.
Chantal: I stopped voting when they moved my polling place too far from the nail salon. What is your favorite movie?
Brad: Brian’s Song.
Chantal: I love Goonies and The Blind Side. Football! Can you handle a girl into sports? Ha!
Brad: What do you do in your spare time?
Chantal: I practice applying lip liner. What about you?
Brad: I do the bench press. Have you seen my pecs?
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