Reader Roundup: Gummy Bears Now Available In Soylent Green Flavor


Dig into today’s best comments!

Best Comment Of The Day in response to Need To Know: Who Is Booboo Stewart?:

He’s also already been signed on to do the February cover of ‘Non-Threatening Boy Magazine’.

Best Comment Of The Day in response to Harvard Says LGBT Pee Vandalism Was An Accident:

Welcome to our ERIODICAL section. Notice there’s no “P” in it. We’d like to keep it that way.

Best Comment Of The Day in response to Woman Discovers Where The Gummy Bears Have Their Picnic:

Goldilocks cast aside her purse and climbed the artcube. She nommed the Baby Gummy Bear.
“This Gummy Bear is too apple-y!” she exclaimed.
She nommed the Papa Bear.
“This Gummy Bear tastes like artificial Blue Raspberry!” she exclaimed.
She eyed the medium-sized purple Bear and was about to nom, but at the last minute the littlest Gummy Bear caught her eye — she was enticed by the green. Would it be sour apple? Would it be lime? She dug in, tearing at the chunks of bear. Between her bites, she sighed, “This green Gummy Bear is just right.” She climbed off the artcube, collected her purse and slunk off to nap.
When night fell, and the giant Gummies came to life, Mama Gummy looked around and threw up her hands in despair. “Papa! You are missing a chunk!” she cried. “And Baby Gummy, you are missing a hand!”
Yellow Gummy fell to her knees and sobbed. “Green gummy was made of people!” she cried. “Made of people!”

Best Comment Of The Day in response to The Year In Twitter (Hint: #Vuvuzela):

Reminder: Rather than emailing us your daily comment nominations, we’d like you to submit them in the tips box at the top of the page. So send us your nominations via that box — complete with the outstanding comment’s URL — and tag your nomination #cotd. (Replying to a comment with “#cotd” does not work.) From here on out, we’ll mine through the brilliance via the Comment of the Day tag page.

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